It's supposed to be a fairytale, it's like a wedding before your wedding, it's what every girl dreams of until her junior/senior year. It's what
I've been dreaming of the past couple of months. Prom. Prom. Prom. Prom. Prom. Prom. Prom. Prom. Prom. Prom. That's all that's going through my head right now. I thought it was gona be easy, I thought it'd be fun... so far it's not. At all.
^^^ That's my dress :) So pretty... Such a waste...
After stressing about the dress (which you have to keep within budget, you can't buy it where you live, it has to fit perfect, you have to go to at least 8 stores..I did anyway, and then when you're completely overwhelmed, your mom will give in and buy you a $250 dress anyway...*sigh*), you have to find a date. Suggestion #1: Don't break up with your boyfriend a month before. I did. And I made a good decision, just not early enough. Everyone has already started asking people to prom and I'm the girl that everyone thinks is still in a relationship. Oh and the guy I was hoping would ask me? Yeah me being in a relationship kinda makes him go with someone else. FML. Now there are 15 days left until prom tickets go on sale and I'm stressing out. A lot. I'm not that ugly, and everyone keeps telling me I'll find a prom date (thanks friends), but its easier said then done. Most of the guys at my school are gona take girls from another school or they've already asked someone :'( Like I said, as of now I'm spending prom watching chick flicks alone in my room, wearing my gorgeous dress, and eating enough Ben & Jerry's to take the pain away (or enough to make me fat). But there are 15 days left for action, and I am not a girl that gives up easily.
Option 1. Get my other friend with no date, make t-shirts that say:
Dear boys of the world,
I need a prom date. Ask Me....Seriously.
*Creeps need not apply.
Then we'll go to to the mall, downtown, etc and see what happens :)
Can you say desperate?
Option 2. Craigslist. hottttt <3
Option 3. Hire Escort who's 18 then pretend he's from another school lol...
Option 4. Lower standards. Go to prom with rejects from school.
Option 5. Cry. Don't go to prom. Get fat. Cry. Go to after proms and get wasted. Cry. End up acting like a whore from lack of male attention. Get pregnant. Quit school. Work at Taco Bell. Economy declines. No money. Be a prostitute. Become an alcoholic. Abuse drugs. Go into rehab. Meet a celebrity. Marry him. Get divorced. Take half his money. Buy a dog. Meet Jesus. Die happy.
^okay just kidding thats not really an option but it feels like one...
Blog rants <3 gota love them...
Eh if I don't go to prom I'll just trade my dress for a scary costume and go freak people out at prom. Everyone likes a little excitement right? I'll give 'em a night they'll never forget...
^okay that would be really funny....
Sexiiiness
Ha. I kinda hope no one reads this. It's slightly embarrassing. Oh and sorry this post isn't about food... It's kinda a teenage philosophy thing...